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TheBlaze just thought we would do Bravo channel a favor and cast the Petraeus scandal TV movie for them. So here we go:
Willem Dafoe as General Petraeus
He can also play young soldier Petraeus!
And revenge Petraeus!
Rashida Jones as Paula Broadwell
Bryan Cranston as Gen. John Allen
He looks good in a military uniform!
Or at the CIA even!
Teresa Giudice as Jill Kelly
She can also help on the scene where everything falls apart
Kathy Bates as Mrs. Petraeus
Mystery shirtless FBI agent
Originally it was going to be Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino
But now that we know his identity, we think the "observer" from the show "Fringe" is better:
Tom Wilkinson as Leon Panetta
Glenn Close as Hillary Clinton
Will Smith as President Obama
Leslie Nielsen (may he rest in peace) as Joe Biden
Did we mention Teresa Giudice as Jill Kelly?
You can check out our casting for the 2012 Election movie here.
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