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May we all count our blessings.
You could be wearing this
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or this
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Your dad might not be wearing a shirt
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You could be threatened by drumsticks
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You could have been attacked by them
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Or gotten a paper cut
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You could have been offered a pigs head
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Or been forced into a reenactment
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...a very real one
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Tired of counting your blessings?
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well were not done yet
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You could be on this couch
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or getting salmonella
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You could have food in your hair
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Or have to eat turkey off the ground!
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So enjoy this beautiful fall
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and take comfort that these guys did not cook your turkey
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You are not sitting through a Biden speech at your dinner
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And you don't have to make your case at this table
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You are probably not getting looked at funny
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Or startled
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So look on the bright side
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And get dressed up
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And appreciate all the family God gave you
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And that you're not the turkey
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So say your prayers and be thankful...
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