May we all count our blessings.
You could be wearing this
Your dad might not be wearing a shirt
You could be threatened by drumsticks
You could have been attacked by them
Or gotten a paper cut
You could have been offered a pigs head
Or been forced into a reenactment
...a very real one
Tired of counting your blessings?
well were not done yet
You could be on this couch
or getting salmonella
You could have food in your hair
Or have to eat turkey off the ground!
So enjoy this beautiful fall
and take comfort that these guys did not cook your turkey
You are not sitting through a Biden speech at your dinner
And you don't have to make your case at this table
You are probably not getting looked at funny
So look on the bright side
And get dressed up
And appreciate all the family God gave you
And that you're not the turkey
So say your prayers and be thankful...
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