The winner:
Double parked curing the munchies for Chinese food? I guess rent isn’t the only thing that’s too damn high.-- CANE4U
Runners-up:
“Hey Jimmy, let me show you how it’s done. Wipe on, wipe off. All clean now. That will be ten bucks.”-- LEADNOTFOLLOW
Public charging stations end old-fashion housing.-- SPIRITED
"No, I can’t spare any cashew chicken."-- ALLAMERICANGIRL22
Honorary mention:
"Jimmy, repeat after me… 'The Truth Has No Damn Agenda!'"-- MIKE OPELKA