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The winner:
Official alumni photograph of the "I lost to Obama in ’08" reunion.-- KICKINBACK
Runners-up...:
"The next silicone injections are scheduled for March 1st since there’s a Feb. 28th this year; it’s not a leap year, John."-- MIL MOM
Senile Affairs.-- GBTVFAN_NON_AMERICAN_OVERSEAS
"So that’s what a cankle feels like!"-- TEAPARTYGUARDIAN
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