I was just clicking through my inbox when I stumbled upon an email from Groupon advertising "Father's Day Deals." I'm still shopping around for something to get my dear ol' dad, so I figured why not? I opened the email to discover one of the most... er, unique Father's Day gifts: a DNA test.
If you've ever wondered what those poor, emotionally abandoned children might get for their reluctant fathers after Maury tells them, "You ARE the father," this might be it. Â And good news for all, it's on sale:
According to the site, the "DNA Ancestry Test" requires just a swab of inside pop's cheek and "the lab" sends back his "ancestry breakdown."
::Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink.::