I was just clicking through my inbox when I stumbled upon an email from Groupon advertising "Father's Day Deals." I'm still shopping around for something to get my dear ol' dad, so I figured why not? I opened the email to discover one of the most... er, unique Father's Day gifts: a DNA test.

If you've ever wondered what those poor, emotionally abandoned children might get for their reluctant fathers after Maury tells them, "You ARE the father," this might be it.  And good news for all, it's on sale:

Dear Dad: Just checking...

According to the site, the "DNA Ancestry Test" requires just a swab of inside pop's cheek and "the lab" sends back his "ancestry breakdown."

::Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink.::