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Actor Sean Penn's new novel features a character who calls for assassination of Trump-like president
Actor Sean Penn's new novel debut calls for the assassination of a Trump-like president. The book is set for release March 27. (Emma McIntyre/Getty Images

Actor Sean Penn's new novel features a character who calls for assassination of Trump-like president

Liberal actor Sean Penn's 176-page debut novel, "Bob Honey Who Just Do Stuff," features a main character who dares a Donald Trump-like president to "Tweet me, b**ch" and calls for the president to be assassinated, according to the Daily Mail.

The book, set for release March 27, is based on Bob Honey, "a modern American man, entrepreneur, and part-time assassin," the book excerpt reads.

Honey is a 55-year-old divorced septic-tank cleaner "who's sick of a world where even an orgasm isn't real until it's turned into a tweet." The character has a side-gig who's contracted by an "off-the-books" government program that "targets the elderly and others who drain the consumer-driven society."

Honey even has a meeting with a drug lord who just escaped from prison. Eerily, Penn, now 57, had an encounter in 2015 with the Mexican drug lord El Chapo after he escaped prison. Penn was 55 at the time.

The Mail reported that Penn first released his novel in 2016 as an audiobook under the pseudonym "Pappy Pariah."

It wasn't until he wanted to publish the novel in physical form that he acknowledged he was the author.

"It was soon after I finished narrating the short audio of 'Bob Honey' that I began to feel I had only scratched the surface of this story I wanted to tell," Penn said in a news release.

Honey, a Southern Californian, gets angry with the news, "despite not fully understanding it," according to the Mail.

His tales peak the curiosity of an investigative reporter after neighbors shared Honey's strange behavior with him.

Finally, Honey admits himself into a hospital. While there, he writes a letter to the commander in chief, who goes by the name "Landlord" and has similar traits to President Trump, according to the Mail:

Many wonderful American people in pain and rage elected you. Many Russians did too. Your position is an asterisk accepted as literally as your alternative facts.

Though the office will remain real, you never were nor will be. A million women so dwarfed your penis-edency on the streets of Washington and around the world on the day of your piddly inauguration — unprecedented.

Your gasconade and cache of catchphrases, so limiting and reflexive, escalate the emasculation of you by a world whose patience is in nuclear peril. These sciences and sensibilities are our guns your narcissism neglects.

Weapons your NRA masters are incapable of proffering for profit, and outside your dutiful military's might, mandate or mission.

So to your attempt to posthumously assassinate our Founding Fathers, and bait and switch your core, I say I will eat where the fish are glowing.

You are not simply a president of impeachment, you are a man in need of an intervention. We are not simply a people in need of an intervention, we are a nation in need of an assassin. I am God's squared-away man."

I am Bob Honey. That's who I am. Sir, I challenge you to a duel. Tweet me, b****. I dare you.'

Penn has spoken openly about his contempt for Trump.

In January, Penn called Trump "An enemy of mankind" in an op-ed for Time magazine.

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