Growacet' is the exciting new drug for the easily offended

Mike Opelka lampoons fragile Democrats with an ad for a fake drug. the hilariously-named Growacet. Special snowflakes and spineless Liberals could benefit greatly from this medicine — if only it really existed.

"Side effects from Growacet include happiness, no longer crying in front of your friends, and the ability to hold conversations with people of a different mindset," Mike calmly intones.

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