Meet the HILARIOUS man who found the missing F-35 jet. (This will be your new favorite video.)

There’s a reason we all recognize the sayings “ain’t nobody got time for that” and “hide your kids, hide your wife.” Everyone loves a hilarious interview.

Randolph White — the man who found the missing, $80 million F-35 jet — will no doubt be added to the list of people who went viral for their humorous retellings of crazy things that happened to them.

When asked to recall the story of finding the missing aircraft, White, who’s wearing a straw farmer’s hat and a contagious smile, gives a response that is so funny that Dave Rubin can only say, “I love this guy. ... This guy is a national hero, as far as I’m concerned.”

Prepare to be in stitches.

Watch the clip below.

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