The real victim of a new Herman Cain accuser: Joel P. Bennett's stardom

The fact that limelight lawyer Gloria Allred has scheduled a press conference for Monday afternoon to put forward another Herman Cain accuser means little for now. But you know whose day this really wrecks? The two-bit version of Gloria Allred who's been trying to make this scandal his from the beginning: Joel P. Bennett.

He's the Washington-based employment attorney fronting as the Anita Hill in the controversy (for the sake of justice). If you've been following the story, you know he's been more available to the press than a Kardashian funeral. He wanted to be a star. But now that Allred is throwing in, he can pack up his things and head home. Maybe next scandal.