Is 'The B.S. of A.' Really Selling 'Glenn Beck's Stuff' on eBay?

If you've ever wanted to own the batteries that once powered Glenn Beck's remote control, now's your chance.

In an effort to raise some quick cash, "The B.S. of A." is selling a one-of-a-kind "fan package" of some of Beck's stuff left behind from his move to Dallas. It's here on eBay. (Yes, really.)

Watch Sack raid Beck's former dressing room and decide what's eBay-worthy and what's not:

CHILDREN’S DRAWINGS – Adorable drawings by adorable children, including the brilliantly innocent note, “I don’t know really what you talk about.”

QUESTION CARDS – This gives you the rare chance answer the very same questions Glenn answered on one of his shows – perhaps even better than he did! Makes for a great game to play when sitting at home in front of the fire. Unless you don’t have a fireplace, in which case you need to get out of the house because it’s on fire.

DVD – Invite friends over to watch “Ken Spiro’s The Edge of History: Judaism’s Perspective on the End of the World and the Destiny of Mankind” and then write down all the clever excuses they make not to. Then assemble all those excuses into a book and sell it.

AAA BATTERIES (GENTLY USED) – These two AAA batteries came out of Glenn Beck’s dressing room remote control. Despite the fact they come from a celebrity’s electronic device they don’t have any attitude and are very down-to-earth batteries.

SILVER BUTTONS – These two buttons were just kind of sitting there on Glenn’s dressing room credenza. No doubt as soon as you own them someone will walk into our office and ask us if we’ve seen their unique buttons. But that’s the risk we were willing to take.

CANDY FOIL WRAPPERS – Carelessly discarded on the credenza. They’re not very big, but could make a very good tin foil hat for a crazy flea.