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On the first day of Obamacare,
Pelosi gave to me . . .
A health care “gift” for my dear fa-mil-y.
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On the second day of Obamacare,
Barack promised me . . .
“Keep your doctor and your health care. Yes you can. Yes-sir-ee!”
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On the third day of Obamacare,
My mailman brought to me . . .
A can-cell-a-tion of my health care po-li-cy.
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On the fourth day of Obamacare,
The website said to me . . .
Closed for repairs. Will be fixed soon, we almost guar-an-tee!
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On the fifth day of Obamacare,
TheBlaze emailed to me . . .
“Stop! Stop! Don’t sign up yet. The site has NO se-cur-i-ty.”
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On the sixth day of Obamacare,
A navigator promised me . . .
“Tell me all and do not fret, your info’s safe as it can be!”
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On the seventh day of Obamacare,
my banker said to me . . .
“Thieves stole your cash and credit cards and your i-den-ti-ty.”
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On the eighth day of Obamacare,
the Tea-Party tweeted me . . .
Eight million folks dumped off their plans are mad as they can be.
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On the ninth day of Obamacare,
My boss said to me . . .
“Thanks to healthcare pol-i-cy, you’re now a part-time em-ploy-ee.”
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On the tenth day of Obamacare,
Abe’s ghost spoke to me . . .
“When gov’ment owns your health care, they own you too, you see.”
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On the eleventh day of Obamacare,
Dem-RATS said to me . . .
“Didn’t read it. Voted for it. We took gift$ and bri-ber-y.”
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On the twelfth day of Obamacare,
Ted Cruz gave to me . . .
A boost of cheer and “keep the faith, we’ll send ‘um home, you’ll see.
Together we will start anew to save our country’s li-ber-ty.”
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