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Kentucky Man Forced to Eat Own Beard in Fight Over Lawnmower

Kentucky Man Forced to Eat Own Beard in Fight Over Lawnmower

"There were knives and guns and everything just went haywire."

I'm sure this happens all the time. Somebody is cleaning out the stalls. Somebody is cutting the lawn. Somebody has an extra drink or two. Pretty soon facial hair is being excised and ingested:

Of all things to fight about, he said, punches started flying over a lawn mower.

"Troy offered to buy it from me for two hundred and fifty dollars. I paid twenty bucks for it. He thought I was trying to cheat him," Westmoreland said. "One thing led to another, and before I knew it, there were knives and guns and everything just went haywire."

He says his brother had a mark on his neck, where a knife was held. But Westmoreland's loss was more permanent.

"They cut my beard and forced me to eat it," he said.

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