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The winner:
While three ancestral spirits guide young Kim, great-grandfather thinks about Rodman.-- SPIRITED
Runners-up...
"What do you mean PSY’s YouTube revenue exceeds the GNP of North Korea?"-- 4-THE-TRUTH
"That's right, extra cheese."-- MARGERRY
"Hello, K-Mart, ship my pants!"-- BSPLHCB
"I WANT THE BLAZE!”-- ANOPINION
So… no refund on the hairpiece then?"-- NOWEKNIGHT
“This is the North Korean Missile Launch Center, your call is very important to us. Please wait for the next available launch operator. Your call will be answered in the order it was received.”-- BROWNTREES
"Yes, honey… I am touching it…"-- CPTKELLYG
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