It's Unlikely You've Ever Wanted McDonalds This Badly

A 33-year-old Tennessee woman repeatedly hit her boyfriend with a truck because he refused to stop at McDonald's, police say.

According to a police report from the Kingsport Police Department, obtained by The Smoking Gun, Crystal Greer Brooks hit Santiago Hernandez, 41, with his own pickup truck over an argument ignited by McDonald's.

"He said suspect Crystal Greer Brooks got mad and demanded him pull over," the police report says. "He said she was mad they didn't stop at McDonalds."

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"He stopped his truck and she got in to drive," it continues. "Victim Santiago Hernandez was standing in front of the truck. Suspect Crystal Greer Brooks pulled toward him and struck victim Santiago Hernandez. He fell onto the hood and then onto the ground. She again pulled forward and struck him 2 more times with the truck."

The responding officer, Dennis Hickman, noted in his police report that he "observed abrasions on Mr. Hernandez's arm and back" and that it appeared "consistent with being dragged on pavement."

Greer, however, denied the charges to the officer, but was arrested after Hickman determined she was the "primary aggressor."

According to Mail Online, Brooks is still booked in the Sullivan County Jail with a bond of $15,000.

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