Via CNN's Jake Tapper, there's a new position open in the Obama White House today, all thanks to Jay Carney's new beard:

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First of all, there's only one "mountain man" who can pull off the post-vacation scruffy look, and I think we all know who that is...

Second of all, Carney's a bit late to the No Shave November party.

And finally, former Bush43 press secretary Dana Perino FTW:

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