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Barack Obama was spotted in public for the first time since the tragic (and mysterious) death of his personal chef, Tafari Campbell.
Only something wasn’t quite right.
Photographs show the former president’s eye looking bruised and his left fingers bandaged as he played golf.
“That’s really weird,” says Pat Gray.
Producer Kris Cruz has a theory that might explain Obama’s suspicious injuries.
Considering the speculation that Sasha, Obama’s youngest daughter, was “carrying on” with Campbell prior to his death, Kris thinks that “maybe [she] got knocked up.”
Add that to the fact that Sasha was seen over the weekend looking “very sad,” and Kris is confident his theory has merit.
But then Pat plays an old recording of Obama talking about his two daughters, and it’s clear we’ll probably never be able to test Kris’ hypothesis.
“I’ve got two daughters — 9 years old and 6 years old,” Obama bellows. “I’m gonna’ teach them, first of all, about values and morals, but if they make a mistake, I don’t want them punished with a baby.”
“We’ll never know if she was pregnant, I’ll bet you that would be taken care of swiftly,” Pat says.
Regardless, there is no legitimate evidence that Barack’s minor injuries have anything to do with his former chef.
However, because “we’re lied to every single day,” says Pat, “people are going to speculate.”
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