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Joe Pags: 'Hey Sochi' Parody

Singing the blues in Sochi.

Image: Sebastien Toutant via Twitter

Listen to Joe 'Pags' Pagliarulo on TheBlaze Radio today at 3 p.m. EST.


My 13-year-old daughter, Gabby, and I sing the blues for the Olympic athletes in Sochi.

"Hey Sochi"

by Joe Pags

Hey Sochi, I'm giving up on you

I can go number one but, won’t number two

Anywhere but, here would do...

Hey Sochi I’m giving up on you…

And I can’t believe there’s no wall

I can’t sleep in my bed..

‘Cause It’s down the hall

And I will stumble and fall

There’s debris everywhere 

Did they start this last fall?

Hey Sochi, I'm giving up on you

Everywhere there seems to be dog poo

Anywhere I can find some glue?

Hey Sochi, my toilet broke in two

And I do see one good thing

Costas got pink eye --

So, to hope I do cling..

Hey Sochi, I'm giving up on you

I'm sorry I wouldn’t eat that stew

And anywhere I can go and spew? (Oh-oh-oh-oh)

Hey Sochi, I'm giving up on you

Hey Sochi, I'm giving up on you

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