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SING-A-LONG: The 1,730 days of Obamacare

Does a holiday sing-a-long help ease the pain of Obama-no-care’s implementation?

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ON THE FIRST DAY of Obamacare,

Barack promised me . . .

“Keep your doctor and your healthcare, Yes-sir-ee!”

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ON THE SECOND DAY of Obamacare

Jon Gruber assured me . . .

“My plan will save you tons of mon-ey.”

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BUT THEN . . . ON THE 1,721ST DAY of Obamacare,

My mailman brought to me . . .

A $6,000 deductible on my healthcare po-li-cy.

ON THE 1,722ND DAY of Obamacare,

The IRS threatened me . . .

“Pay your healthcare tax or we’ll come after thee.”

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ON THE 1,723RD DAY of Obamacare,

Michelle yelled at me . . .

“No more colas that are su-gar-eee.”

ON THE 1,724ST DAY of Obamacare,

Gruber boasted proudly . . .

“You bought into my scam, so stu-pid-ly.”

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ON THE 1,725TH DAY of Obamacare

Five million illegals danced in glee . . .

Singing “gracias” for healthcare sub-si-dies.

ON THE 1,726TH DAY of Obamacare

Fox News showed to me . . .

“Healthcare will destroy our e-con-o-my.

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ON THE 1,727TH DAY of Obamacare

My grandma limped to me . . .

“They denied my hip replacement sur-ger-y.

ON THE 1,728TH DAY of Obamacare

My doctor cautioned me . . .

“Single-payer for everyone by two-thousand-twenty-three.”

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ON THE 1,729TH DAY of Obamacare

Demo-RATS whined to me . . .

“Do not read it, just vote for it, said Botox Nan-cee.”

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ON THE 1,730TH DAY of Obamacare

Abe’s ghost spoke to me . . .

“When gov’ment owns your healthcare, it owns your li-ber-ty.”

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