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New Rules for Old Farts

You really don't have to be that old to relate to Zombie's "new rules for old farts" at Pajamas Media. To name a few:

--If you’ve never uploaded naked photographs of yourself, you are an old fart.

--If you ever waited to hear your favorite song on the radio, you are an old fart.

--If you remember when being radical meant hatingthe government, rather than relying on it, you are an old fart.

--If you think a nice warm day is just a nice warm day and not proof of impending doom, you are an old fart.

--If you remember when sex scandals would ruin a starlet’s career, you are an old fart.

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