Your next comic is from Pennsylvania... Give it up for the hilarious Joe 'The VP' Biden!

The Vice President just keeps on giving... At least in the gaffe department.

Transcript as reported by the Weekly Standard

"You know there’s and old Irish saying," Biden said. "There’s all kinds of old Irish sayings. (Laughter.) At least my Grandfather Finnegan, I think he made them up, but it says, may the hinges of our friendship never go rusty.  Well, with these two folks that you’re about to meet, if you haven’t already, there’s no doubt about them staying oiled and lubricated here. Ladies and gentlemen -- (laughter) -- now, for you who are not full Irish in this room, lubricating has a different meaning for us all."

H/T Weekly Standard