Breaking: Priceless intel has been leaked

The Target Black Friday circular has been leaked:

These images are in black and white as the ad appears to be a photocopy but we are sure it's the real thing. In 2012 Target is opening the doors for their Black Friday sale and 9 pm on Thanksgiving (Thursday). They also have several specials that start at 4 am.

If only the terrorist attack in Benghazi somehow involved bargain prices, maybe the investigation would be a bit farther along...