Hilarity of trending #IfGovernmentShutsDown Twitter feed is brightening my Monday morning...
#ifgovernmentshutsdown roving bands of outlaws will take to the streets, selling incandescent light bulbs to our children
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 30, 2013
#ifgovernmentshutsdown private sector will tragically have to fund studies on the sexual habits of shrimp. #shame
— ✥Right-Wing Viking✥ (@RightWingHammer) September 30, 2013
#ifgovernmentshutsdown who will fondle us at the airport? #cheapthrills
— Jill Brown (@JillBrown75) September 30, 2013
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