A picture is worth 1,000 words: 'Smarmy Carney' on a podium

You've heard of Elf on a Shelf, the mischievous little guy who is one part jolly Christmas cheer and one part creepy serial stalker. Now, get ready for the White House's own version -- "Smarmy Carney," courtesy of the internet.

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— Matthew Covey (@MattinBoise) December 17, 2013