Billionaire investor George Soros was on the receiving end of his ex-girlfriend's rage during a private deposition earlier this month, court papers claim.
“A**hole! You piece of s**t!” 30-year-old Adriana Ferreyr, a soap opera actress, allegedly screamed at 83-year-old Soros in the hallway. When the group broke for lunch, Soros' lawyer Martin Singer claimed, the actress "suddenly and without warning ... lunged at Mr. Soros ... and struck his head with her hands, knocking off the headphones he was wearing to amplify the audio in the room."
On the Glenn Beck Program Monday, Beck's radio co-hosts Pat Gray and Stu Burguiere appeared as Ferreyr and Soros, respectively, responding to the dramatic scene.
Sporting a glossy black wig and an artificially enhanced chest, Burguiere explained in a "Valley girl" accent: "Like, it all started, like, a few minutes into the relationship? He's trying to be all like, cuddly, and stuff, and I'm like, ew! Why are you taking so long to die? Um, just get away from me."
Burguiere added that the "skeeve city" old man "smelled like 1971," but "money is, like, hot."
After praising "Ferreyr's" Michelle Obama-worthy arms, Beck brought on "Soros." Resembling the emperor from Star Wars, the man's villainous laugh revealed blackened teeth.
"It is pure jealousy, Mr. Beck. These allegations are ridiculous," Gray said in a deep, accented voice. "First of all ... take a whiff. That's at least 1981. Am I right?"
Watch the entire clip mocking the troubles of Glenn Beck's favorite "spooky dude," George Soros, below:
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