A Man Recognized His Church in a Porn Flick and Told His Parish Priest. The Woman Responsible Was Caught When Another Viewer Recognized Something Else.

A sacrilegious pornographer was caught profaning an Austrian church after someone recognized her distinctive trait: her breasts.

Image via Austrian Times

As the Austrian Times reported, the woman, identified as 24-year-old "Babsi" (her stage name), was arrested and confessed to filming a dirty movie inside a Catholic church.

Besides taking place inside a church, the video apparently included a Bible and a rosary, police said.

The parish priest was tipped off when a parishioner spotted the video online, but since the video did not show the woman's face, police initially lacked leads.

But when parts of the video were aired on local television, an apparent porn aficionado called in, saying they knew the woman's identity based on her breasts.

"Babsi" confessed to filming the video, the Times reported.

According to the Times, religious officials decided that the soft-core porn was not a serious enough sin to merit reconsecrating the Catholic church.

Stateside, the story produced a few titters.

WGN-TV anchors reporting the story couldn't help but crack up, with one anchor admitting, "I've seen my wife's [breasts] thousands of times and I couldn't pick them out of a police lineup."

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