It’s time to give Jeffy Fisher a hard time as usual on Wednesday’s “Pat & Stu.” Pat Gray and Stu Burguiere kid Jeffy about his chances of making it inside the pearly gates.
“Do they even bother with the formalities?” Stu wondered. “Do they even bring him up there and say ‘Hey, are you gonna come in?’ I mean, do they even bother with that?”
“I mean, I’ve got a shot, right? Just like everybody else,” Jeffy asked. “No? I thought that was the deal.”
Pat countered, “No, that’s not the deal with you. … It is with most people.”
Stu thought that Jeffy has a good chance of making it to the top, albeit on the wrong side of eternity.
“Legitimately, Jeffy I think has a chance to be Satan’s right-hand man. Which probably has perks. Maybe you get a better condo in hell, maybe you’re in the nicer area, maybe get some perks.”
Perhaps one of the upsides could be a part of hell with less brimstone, Pat wondered. “We’re not the judge; we’re just saying you’re going to burn in the fires of hell.”