If you haven’t read Hillary Clinton’s laundry list of reasons why she lost the election last November, you aren’t missing much. In her latest effort to rid herself of the shame of an embarrassing loss to Donald Trump, Hillary wrote a memoir titled, “What Happened” chronicling her defeat on the campaign trail last year.
Here’s why she believes she lost:
- Russian interference
- Former FBI Director James Comey’s criminal investigation
- Bad voter data thanks to the Democratic National Committee
- Voter ID laws, or “voter suppression”
- Sexism (of course)
- Racism (of course)
- Former President Barack Obama
- Bernie Sanders and Bernie Bros
- Jill Stein
- Mainstream media, including the New York Times
- The Electoral College
- Bad polling
- Those who assumed she would win
- “Gullible Americans”
- Fake News
On Tuesday’s episode of “Pat Gray Unleashed” Jeffy Fisher joined the program to discuss Hillary’s new memoir and came dressed up as Hillary Rodham Clinton herself. Pat didn't waste time getting to the more pressing questions while he had the Hillary impersonator sitting right in front of him.
"Have the Mao outfits that you were wearing during the campaign fallen out of favor with you?" asked Pat.
"The people at the publishing agency thought I should just be more feminine for the book," replied Jeffy.