The Haunting Poetry of Celebrity Divorce Statements

Two Christmases!

by Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner

After four wonderful years of marriage

We have mutually decided to amicably end our marriage

There are many speculative narratives

-- Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner

Quest for Secure Attachment Style

by Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan

But love is

a beautiful adventure

that is

taking us on different paths

for now

FaceTime Father

by Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet

The love between us carries on

evolving in ways it wishes to be known

and lived

We free each other -- to be

who we are learning to become

Madonna and Child Custody Agreement

by Guy Ritchie and Madonna

Madonna and Guy Ritchie

have agreed to divorce

After seven and a half years of marriage