There's no way I'm going to start out this story by saying that a Glenn Beck on medical leave is a good thing. I'm not going to say that him having a little cabin fever is leading to some great clips -- like when he does a monologue from bed, or when he calls into his own radio show. I'm not going to say it's actually been an enjoyable week for people like me who are tasked with finding viral video and audio. I'm not going to do it.
What I will say is that Glenn Beck did call into his own radio show on Thursday. And I will say that he did talk about his health, his walker, Fascism, a book from the '60s, and even his uncle Leo (who may or may not have been an Italian spy). Take a listen below:
Later, he called in again, this time to challenge Pat for calling DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman-Schultz a "skank." He came armed with the definition: