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Trick or treatment: The Health Care Mash 

Lyrics:

He was working on his laptop late one night

when his eyes beheld a ghoulish site

He could not log in despite several tries

then suddenly to no one's surprise

(he did the Mash)

He did the Healthcare Mash

(the Healthcare Mash)

it was a keyboard smash

(he did the Mash)

the website was trash

(he did the Mash)

He did the Healthcare mash

Who could design such a site so flawed and so sloppy?

The code is so ancient, perhaps it was Hammurabi

He'd try to apply but the site would suspend

I've seen a eunuch with a more functional front end

(he did the Mash)

He did the Healthcare Mash

(the Healthcare Mash)

it was a keyboard smash

(he did the Mash)

He tried to clear his cache

(he did the Mash)

He did the Healthcare mash

Hundreds of millions of dollars were spent

for a website that has trouble loading

How could the government's web designers

create a site with such awful coding?

(they did the Mash)

Ahh, they did the Healthcare Mash

(the Healthcare Mash)

it was a keyboard smash

(they did the Mash)

they spent all of our cash

(they did the Mash)

They did the Healthcare Mash

One last thing…
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