A picture is worth 1,000 words: Stick a fork in Bill de Blasio

I'm not a New Yorker, but isn't this some sort of sacrilege?

Note: @BilldeBlasio is eating his pizza with a knife & fork. pic.twitter.com/tM7btCB1B3

— Jonathan Lemire (@JonLemire) January 10, 2014

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Mayor Bill DeBlasio's first scandal: #pizzagate.

.@BilldeBlasio explains pizza-eating strategy by saying he's visited Italy several times and they use fork there. Then, he switches to hands

— Jonathan Lemire (@JonLemire) January 10, 2014

If DeBlasio ordered "pop" with his pizza, I'm done. #deblasio #Pizzagate

— Thierry Pierre Charl (@tservius) January 10, 2014

I'm sure Fox News will let us know what Donald Trump thinks about all of this...