Ole' Obama's Gunnin' for GI Joe, E-I-E-I-O

Ole’ Obama lives in Phony-ville.

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And, in Phony-ville, he has handlers, speech writers, and teleprompters galore to help spread lies about GI Joe’s VA health care.

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With “wait lists” here,

phony-baloney anger there,

here a promised investigation,

there an expected resignation,

and everywhere a’dodging the bullets of blame . . .

Ole’ Obama breaks his VA health care promises to GI Joe.

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Ole’ Obama lives in Phony-ville.

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And, in Phony-ville, when his disdain for GI Joe’s health care became obvious, his handlers launched a campaign to divert blame.

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US President Barack Obama delivers a statement after meeting with Veterans Affairs Secretary Eric Shinseki at the White House in Washington, DC, May 21, 2014. Veterans have had to wait months to see a doctor at some hospitals, and allegations have arisen that administrators at a VA hospital in Phoenix, Arizona, covered up the delays there. As many as 40 patients were reported to have died while waiting to be seen by a VA doctor. AFP PHOTO / Jim WATSON

With a blame Bush here,

an anger-furrowed brow there,

here a pointed finger,

there a promise to fix the problem pronto,

and everywhere “I’m mad as hell” . . .

Ole’ Obama’s VA health care schemes continue to fail GI Joe.

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Ole’ Obama lives in Phony-ville.

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And, in Phony-ville, he has AWOL handlers, staff writers, and hashtag tweeters, which results in “pointless” speeches, according to Dr. Charles Krauthammer.

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With “I served on the Senate Veterans Affairs Committee from ‘06 to ‘08” here,

promises (made in ’08) to honor GI Joe there,

here a phony comment, “I heard it on the grapevine,”

there, “I’ll commission my staff to evaluate,”

and everywhere promises to eliminate the wait lists . . .

Ole’ Obama’s VA health care scheme kills off GI Joe.

[sharequote align="center"]Ole’ Obama’s VA health care scheme kills off GI Joe.[/sharequote]

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Ole’ Obama lives in Phony-ville.

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And, in Phony-ville, unable to dodge the bullets of blame, Obama’s handlers produced a diversion.

With the announcement of a rescued soldier here,

the release of five Taliban terrorists there,

here admiration for the “heroic” POW,

there calls for a Court Martial for the rescued soldier who was revealed to have deserted his post,

and everywhere a raging controversy that sucks attention away from VA health care policies which force GI Joe to wait and die.

On Ole’ Obama’s watch, it’s goodbye GI Joe.

Alex Burgess gets emotional while visiting the gravesite of an old friend who was killed in Iraq, in section 60 at Arlington Cemetery, May 27, 2013 in Arlington, Virginia. For Memorial Day President Obama layed a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknowns, paying tribute to military veterans past and present who have served and sacrificed their lives for their country. (Photo by Mark Wilson/Getty Images)

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Ole’ Obama lives in Phony-ville.

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And, in Phony-ville, he dreams of a fundamentally transformed America, where he and his handlers rule with an iron fist in a velvet glove.

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With a single-payer Obamacare system here,

overpaid and under-qualified bureaucratic administrators there,

here a death panel to ration health care,

there politically ignorant citizens holding hands, singing “Kumbaya,” and playing kissy-face with their enemies,

and absolutely nowhere can be seen a remembrance of America's GI Joe.

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