CNN's outgoing primetime host Piers Morgan, who is apparently taking his career transition very well:
The Pope currently has 441,000,000 Google hits to his name. I have 484,000,000. I reckon I'll be OK. But thanks for the concern everyone.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) February 25, 2014
UNBELIEVABLE: THIS politician has been absent 33.4% of the time, but there’s someone with an even WORSE record